down on the street, a terrorist is screaming
“Who among you remembers the 90s?”
while he’s firing his machinegun
into the air.
now he’s got a grenade launcher.
now he’s got laser.
i sum my life up in one scenario:
when you get too drunk and hook up with a person you would never hook up with sober, and you only realized what you’ve done after you wake yourself up by farting in your sleep